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Some people can’t seem to grow up,
They need to put down their sippy cup,
Stop with the yelling and the insults,
Be civil and tolerant like normal adults,
There’s no need to be snide and rude,
People certainly don’t need their attitude,
No one wants to put up with their crap,
They just need to shut their overactive trap,
Why is it all they want to do is cause strife?
I’d wager it’s because they don’t have a life,
They tend to prey on the meek and the scared,
Believing their own misery should be shared,
That’s not reason enough to do what they do,
They need to grow up and do something new,

What’s “slow sledding”?
Blind with no heading?
Forward in reverse?
What a way to traverse!

Strange phrases I hear,
That zoom past the ol’ ear,
Many leaving me puzzled,
Quite often even befuddled,

A colloquial turn of phrase,
That makes my eyes glaze,
I don’t mean to sound dumb,
But where did these come from?

The moon is really bright,
At least she seems tonight,

She’s always been one to shine,
But tonight it’s just divine,

Wow what a superior glow,
Illuminating the earth below,

A solo beacon in the night,
The moon’s silver light,

Why read into something that’s not there,
Isn’t there enough drama to spare?
It’s natural for life to have ups and downs,
But wouldn’t you rather have smiles than frowns?
No one says you must be positive 24-7,
But your outlook could use some leaven,
Why is it harder to see the good and not bad?
Must your resolute negativity be so ironclad?
For once try not thinking the absolute worst,
Not everything in life is always cursed,
Not everyone says things between the lines,
Nor is life littered with danger signs,
It’s not really as bad as everything seems,
Just for once embrace your hopes and dreams,

I love him to death but woo!
That boy is stuck to me like glue,
I really do love having him around,
But I’m the fox and he’s the hound,
He’s tracking every move I make,
Right from the moment he’s awake,
There’s no place to run or hide,
He’s looking for another back ride,
It’s a constant shuffle and race,
I just want a few moments of space,
But I can’t pry him off with a lever,
I only want a few minutes not forever,
He only does it because he loves me,
But I do need a few minutes free,